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People: U

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People: U

Writers, artists, hosts, DJs, filmmakers, and recurring characters across the archive. This section collects the U slice of the category index.

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Umesi Michael Louis1 mentions across 1 issues

Umesi Michael Louis is a recurring person in the Collected Agenda archive, appearing 1 times across 1 issues between November 12, 2025 and November 12, 2025. The archive places it in contexts such as "Readings by ... Mara Mckevitt, and Umesi Michael Louis". It most often appears alongside 10 Today, 7, @quietluke.

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1
Issue count
1
First seen
November 12, 2025
Last seen
November 12, 2025
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Things that Happened Once I Gave Up Vice
November 12, 2025 · Original source
From 7pm - 9pm at Surrender Dorothy — The Whitney Review hosts a reading in celebration of Issue 006. I have a mini review of Anika Jade Levy’s fabulous new book Flat Earth in here. Readings by Enzo Escober, Francesca Lia Block, Gerlan Marcel, Mara Mckevitt, and Umesi Michael Louis. Vibes are haunted horror. If you can’t make it today. || RSVP required. And if you can’t make it today, Surrender Dorothy is still worth checking out - a new artist-run Wizard of Oz concept store.
Inline links: Surrender Dorothy, The Whitney Review, Flat Earth
UnitedHealthcare Assassin1 mentions across 1 issues

UnitedHealthcare Assassin is a recurring person in the Collected Agenda archive, appearing 1 times across 1 issues between December 09, 2024 and December 09, 2024. The archive places it in contexts such as "the UnitedHealthcare Assassin proves to be less of a threat to public safety". It most often appears alongside 171 Canal, 177 Mulberry, 264 Canal.

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1
Issue count
1
First seen
December 09, 2024
Last seen
December 09, 2024
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kind of a dud socially
December 09, 2024 · Original source
Wednesday, December 3 I stay inside for most of the day, that's what I assume you do when there's a man hunt. I remember the Boston Marathon bombing. I’d canoed there on the Charles River with my dad, and after we left the race safe and sound we learned that no one was allowed outside for days. They eventually found the guy in the hull of someone else's boat. Some different suburb. I assume that it’s the same today, but the UnitedHealthcare Assassin proves to be less of a threat to public safety. I go outside around two pm. SoHo is booming. Back inside, it starts to snow. I can see it through the greenhouse ceiling. David reads me transcripts of conversations he’s overheard in coffee shops. It would be hard to fake real coffee shop gossip, we both agree. There's a strangeness, a nonsense almost, in the overheard familiarity of conversations among people you don't know. The snow has come with wind, and I can see an umbrella on the roof above swinging wildly. I worry it will come crashing through. I worry that wind and icy pebbles of snow and shattered glass and the sphere of the umbrella stick are all about to crash down on me. The snow is thick and icy, but it’s melting as it lands on the glass and so there is no noise. I kind of think the snow looks like nuclear fallout. I almost say this out loud, but then I think that wouldn’t be very pleasant. David gets a text that “It’s snowing!!” and he rolls his eyes. “I don’t find whimsy in snow,” he says. “I do,” I say. Of course I do. Thursday, December 4 It's a strange week. I keep grasping for some concrete sense of how things make sense. I was acting insane last week, but now I am not. I was floating in space last week, but now I have mental and physical clarity. Things are never that simple. Acting Insane tends to happen in waves. The truth of it is, my sense of stagnation comes largely from the fact that I am acting very stagnant. It also stems from my phone and from things like staying up all night. We go to Sarabeth’s for dinner. They have happy hour now. I don't like to eat or drink early, and while I’m quite familiar with the concept of happy hour, I feel like I'm discovering it for myself for the first time. I'd like to order all the eight dollar cocktails, the shrimp, the deviled eggs. We’re sitting at the bar and it's cozy even though it smells slightly like cleaning supplies. Sterile in an old school way. This is not something I hate. The Greenwich Village Sarabeth’s just opened down the street. I like the Upper West Side Sarabeth’s because I would go every year on my half birthday as a child. We would go to The Central Park Zoo and then to Sarabeth’s. It wasn't as spoiled or superfluous as it sounds. It was just a nice tradition. Today, Sarabeth’s is nice until it isn't - a slow crescendo into an unhappy hour as the three to five pm menu is swapped out for normal prices. So, I stay up all night and reconsider if I have rediscovered mental and physical clarity after all. I call my friend and she says I have literally no idea what you mean by that. But I don't think I'm just using buzzwords. Clarity is the prerequisite to everything else. This makes sense to me. Next week is all the holiday parties in the world. I like this time the best. I'll go to the tree at Rockefeller tonight. I'll go to The Central Park Zoo. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO It’s the busiest week of the year… choose your ventures wisely. Monday, December 9 From 7:30pm — The Thing Is returns to Jean’s. This month's show (It’s A Wonderful Life) will star Delaney Rowe, Julia Shiplett, Jake Cornell, and Rebounder.
Inline links: The Thing Is, Jean’s, It’s A Wonderful Life, Delaney Rowe, Julia Shiplett, Jake Cornell, Rebounder