UFC
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UFC is a recurring organization in the Collected Agenda archive, appearing 2 times across 2 issues between November 13, 2024 and November 19, 2024. The archive places it in contexts such as “UFC president Dana White”; “The UFC fight is playing now”. It most often appears alongside Chloe Pingeon, Chris, Collected Agenda.
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- Category: Organizations
- Mention count: 2
- Issue count: 2
- First seen: November 13, 2024
- Last seen: November 19, 2024
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- Chloe Pingeon (2 shared issues)
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- Chris (2 shared issues)
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- Collected Agenda (2 shared issues)
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- Sovereign House (2 shared issues)
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- Trump (2 shared issues)
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- Uncensored New York (2 shared issues)
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- A Year on Earth with Mr. Hell (1 shared issues)
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- Adeline (1 shared issues)
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- Adriana Furlong (1 shared issues)
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- Aimee Armstrong (1 shared issues)
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- Alex Katz (1 shared issues)
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- Alex Osman (1 shared issues)
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Recovered passages from the original issue text. When the raw archive preserved outbound links inside the source passage, they are listed directly under the quote.
These moments of incoherence and utter detachment from the gravity of his position on the world stage are met with confused titters from the audience. The collective “HUHN?” inexplicably followed by roaring cheers reminds me of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s State of the Union address in Idiocracy, amplified further when Trump turns the mic over to UFC president Dana White. Guess it’s a boy’s night! Fun. May the biggest dick win. Clearly there’s not much at stake here. Global relations…wealth disparity…ongoing genocide…the fate of human civilization…should be chill. At the end of the day, dude has Vibes. He shoveled some fries at McD’s once. He gets it.
“Community is a different word for lineage. the people that are still here tonight... that says a lot about you.” Beckett reads about The Providence Hotel, Chris reads about The Circus, Adeline reads poems. Afterwards, I stick around for a while. Ellie arrives. I try to get late dinner but there’s no one seating diners at this hour. I walk back to Sovereign House. The UFC fight is playing now. On a split screen, Mike Tyson is telling a small child that he doesn’t dream of legacy because when you die, your ego dies with you. When I get home, I have a text from a number I haven’t saved yet. It’s a photo with Ellie and her friend that I don’t remember taking. “The Three Graces,” it says. “Loved meeting you xoxo Penny” WHAT YOU SHOULD DO Tuesday, November 19 In her Substack, Natasha Stagg recommends The White Ribbon screening at Metrograph this afternoon at 3:30pm. I imagine you might find a strange appeal in luxuriating in a weekday afternoon theater experience that will leave you feeling as awful as this film is sure to. Natasha also recommends the new menu in the commissary, but Shannon recently told me it's fallen far from its glory days. I'll have to stop by soon (maybe tomorrow, at 3:30pm) to see for myself.